Sin Study Mugs

SLOTH...still at lunch

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Hillary Clinton

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

Ms Rushmore.

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'