Sin Study Pillows

SLOTH...still at lunch

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Hillary Clinton

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

Increase in Time Spent on Homework.

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

Ms Rushmore.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'