Sin Specialist Gifts

'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Fish talking about fisherman

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Medical Examinations.

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

The Truth

Chinese History: Redwash

A boy and his spin patrol.

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Spinochio

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Proctologists' Office Party Games