Skin Specialist Gifts

"I can see it from here."

School of Pachydermatology.

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

Spot Check

Skin Clinic - Merry Eczemas

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Medical Examinations.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Trust Your Doctor

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'