Skin Care Specialist Gifts

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist

'I can cure your oily skin or you could sell the drilling rights.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

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'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

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Flower growing out of a face mask

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The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

"I can see it from here."

"I'm old. What's good for that?"