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Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist

'I can cure your oily skin or you could sell the drilling rights.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

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'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

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'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

"I can see it from here."

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Medium well, please.'