Sip Specialist Gifts

"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Are you a foodie?"

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Good Luck!

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Medical Examinations.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

My first mistake.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"You've got web feet"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Communication

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Niche Marketing

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."