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"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Are you a foodie?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Good Luck!

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Medical Examinations.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

My first mistake.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"You've got web feet"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Communication

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Trust Your Doctor

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Niche Marketing

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Women Seeking Men

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."