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My first mistake.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Do your research!

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"How was work?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

DING DONG!

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Service Entry.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

Do as many study days as you can

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."