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"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Jokes machine.

Remote control wars.

Communication Breakdowns

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Bat out of Hell

"House red, sir?"

Backdoor

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"One More Swing."

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

A nice Chianti?

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

Sage and Onion