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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Remote control wars.

Jokes machine.

Communication Breakdowns

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"House red, sir?"

Bat out of Hell

Backdoor

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"One More Swing."

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

A nice Chianti?

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

Sage and Onion