Sip Strategist Gifts

My first mistake.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Do your research!

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"How was work?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Service Entry.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

Do as many study days as you can

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."