Stamp Strategist Gifts

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Standard And P****d.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Stock market books.

My first mistake.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Wall Street Investing.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

To Stock Exchange

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'