Stamp Stockpiler Gifts

If the world is getting smaller. . .how come the postal rated keep going up?

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

America's Intelligence Failure.

A post box in a museum

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'The drought in africa must be geting serious, this stamp is stuck on with a pin.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

The Post Office Is... Forever

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

Rowland Hill Becomes Secretary to the Postmaster General - 1843

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'