Stamp Fanatic Gifts

Stamp serial killer

Larry's used art

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"This must be Easter Island!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

A post box in a museum

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"According to our records, you used a large paper clip instead of a small one. It's this type of reckless behavior that's hurting our bottom line."

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

The Post Office Is... Forever

'The drought in africa must be geting serious, this stamp is stuck on with a pin.'