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Stamp serial killer

Larry's used art

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"This must be Easter Island!"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

America's Intelligence Failure.

A post box in a museum

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'The drought in africa must be geting serious, this stamp is stuck on with a pin.'

"According to our records, you used a large paper clip instead of a small one. It's this type of reckless behavior that's hurting our bottom line."

The Post Office Is... Forever

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff