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'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

You're first class!

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'