Forever Stamp Devotees T-Shirts

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

America's Intelligence Failure.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

You're first class!

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'

Endangered species stamps