Forever Stamp Devotees Gifts

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

You're first class!

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Endangered species stamps

'New stamps commemorating mollusks? It's bad enough we're called snail mail, must we advertise it?'