Humorous Stamp Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Grrrr....'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

You're first class!

Your new faster sleeker post office!

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'