Stamp Album Admirers Prints

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

America's Intelligence Failure.

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Praise for "OCTOBER SUN"

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

You're first class!

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'As the young pretender I had hoped to get my head on a postage stamp'

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'