Stamp Aficionado Prints

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

New Issue Stamps - Gurning

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Ok, give me $30 worth of rare stamps, and change for the bus.'

Stamp Auction

Polygamist - philatelist.

Did you stick your tongue out? Only to lick a stamp!

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Doulton Canada Geese

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.