Stamp Collector Gifts

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

'Great news, the burglars only took your stupid stamps.'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

God must have found out what you did to my stamp collection!

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

Rowland Hill Becomes Secretary to the Postmaster General - 1843

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

'New Post Office policy, Smith! Trading the customer up to higher priced stamps!'

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

'The drought in africa must be geting serious, this stamp is stuck on with a pin.'

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

US Postal Service.

US Postal Service . . . Deficits Forever!

'The Forever postage stamps I bought at 42 are now 49. That's an eighteen percent increase. Has your investment portfolio done as well?'

'No flags and no love.'

'They recalled the Famous Lawyers in History series. People were spitting on the wrong side.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I'm a teacher and I send student progress reports home to their parents. Do you have any stamps commemorating great educators? I try to inspire my students any time I can."

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

"Is it true you're planning to replace first class stamps with self-adhesive five pound notes?"

Summer of 2020 Post Stamps

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Whatever stamps

The Post Office Is... Forever

A post box in a museum

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

Post Office. Do you have same-day service? Sure -- I can sell you some stamps right now!

There were times when Mrs Breuer wondered what might have happened to her husbands stamp collection.

"Posh? She sneers if you buy a second class stamp!"