Stamp Hunter Gifts

Stamp Auction - Victory Stamps

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

I love you.

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

America's Intelligence Failure.

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

'It's unto thee.'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Post Office. Frank you forgot to seal your envelope. The other "zip code."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Insufficient Postage

A post box in a museum

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'