Stamp Collecting Gifts

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

"I collect molecules of hydrogen and oxygen. I keep them in this glass of water."

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

Stamp Collecting

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Dog looks on dribbling, as master uses self-adhesive stamps that need no licking

'I know you're a bill collector, but wouldn't you have more fun with stamps.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Stamp Auction - Victory Stamps

God must have found out what you did to my stamp collection!

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'Slade, I need help with a blackmailer ... and could you find me a 1928 Canadian?'

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Stamps Exhibition.

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

'It's the difficult second stamp album.'

Little book series.

A duck on postage stamp.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

Stamp collector stamp collectors.

Philately will get you nowhere!