Stamp Strategist Prints

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

My first mistake.

Stock market books.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'