Sat Strategist T-Shirts

'A 217 in math and a 222 in reading? Really those are fine SAT scores. Fine Scores. You'll make a great addition o our football team, Brad.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Do your research!

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'How about a game of cards?'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

A man sitting in the grass reading

Economist!

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

My first mistake.

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

Do as many study days as you can

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'