Sat Strategist Mugs

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"How was work?"

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Economist!

"I like to stay on top of things."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

My first mistake.

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

Do as many study days as you can