Exam Strategist Mugs

'I hate taking a test without an eraser.'

'To cheat or not to cheat that is the question!'

"Testing begins tomorrow and cheating is allowed. You've only got a grade to repeat. I've got a career to protect."

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

Accountancy Final.

"I predicted I would get an 'A-plus'! If it makes you feel any better, my prediction skills are way worse."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'