Spiral Specialist Gifts

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Medical Examinations.

Hypnotoon

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

'I'm having what he's having.'

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice and a bigger home."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."