Spiral Specialist Pillows

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Medical Examinations.

Hypnotoon

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Niche Marketing

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Gordon Ramsay

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

'I'm having what he's having.'

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."