Spirits Specialist Gifts

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I forget to drink."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'