Spirit Therapist Gifts

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"All the celebrities come here."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

A voodoo doctor.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"How do I get down?"

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''