Spirit Therapist Mugs

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"How do I get down?"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

A voodoo doctor.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'