Spirit Medium Gifts

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

A voodoo doctor.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."