Spirit Medium Gifts

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

A voodoo doctor.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"That's what we look like naked??"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

Hell's Bells Whisky