Spirit Communication Gifts

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

A voodoo doctor.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"