Spirits Dealer Gifts

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What happened to your hand.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

The Angel's Share

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"