Spirits Maker Gifts

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What happened to your hand.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'