Spirits Sage Gifts

'I'm an okie, and there's nothing dokie about it!'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Lady of the bath...

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"An everything Martini, please."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

The Paper Route

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Less roman, more clef."

Three Witches from Macbeth

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"