Spirits Sage Prints

'I'm an okie, and there's nothing dokie about it!'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Lady of the bath...

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"An everything Martini, please."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

The Paper Route

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Less roman, more clef."

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Bishop with a crozier case.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Sylvia Plath