Symbol Sage Prints

Early emojis

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Thesaurus Company

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'