Spirits Dealer Mugs

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Anton's Bar and Grill

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The Angel's Share

Corpse Reviver Number 2

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'