Spirits Scientist Mugs

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"