Spirits Scientist T-Shirts

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I forget to drink."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What happened to your hand.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'