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'Organizing by alcohol content may have been a mistake. We've had to replace the floor eight times.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"An everything Martini, please."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Take me to your Larder!"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Best before 65 million BC.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Jurassic Pork

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."