Spiral Enthusiasts Gifts

Hypnotoon

Turn, turn and turn.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Mood Swings.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Trick or treat surprise.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Angel with speed camera.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"I'm your sun!"

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"You're losing your everything."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Violin Ghost

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'God wants to see you.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

Heaven will look great on our r

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

A Spooked Pumpkin.