Spirited Enthusiasts Gifts

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Team Leader

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Burning love

I am your BIGGEST fan!

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

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'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

L'il Buckaroo.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I like your enthusiasm!'

Most Likely to Succeed

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

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