Spiral Enthusiast Gifts

Winding Road

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Turn, turn and turn.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Hypnotoon

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Homer

'Trick or treatment.'

Hell's Bells Whisky