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Winding Road

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Turn, turn and turn.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Hypnotoon

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Homer

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"