Spinal Specialist Gifts

"You should talk to my chiropractor. It hurts just looking at you."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Desert Dermatologist

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Medical Examinations.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Big slipper.

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Whiplash..."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

On board the MS Hepatology

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games