Spinal Specialist Gifts

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"I stand corrected."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Desert Dermatologist

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Medical Examinations.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Whiplash..."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Big slipper.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

On board the MS Hepatology

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Orthopaedist