Orthopaedic Specialist Gifts

'Very funny!'

Bed of Nails: Orthopaedic

'Very funny!'

'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'

"I stand corrected."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Very funny!'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Orthopaedist