Orthopaedic Specialist Gifts

'Very funny!'

Bed of Nails: Orthopaedic

'Very funny!'

'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'

"I stand corrected."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Very funny!'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I can't find the instructions."